The FUD Department is looking for an ambitious individual with limited background in computing to join a growing team responsible for spreading lies about Microsoft's greatest and ever-growing threat -- GNU/Linux. This team is responsible for delivering the FUD du jour, as means of confusing prospective Linux users. At times, the team may also be required to personally attack its opposers, make use of vile obscenities and spread its word through political and religious forums.
You should have excellent argumentative skills with at least 4 years of experience. Moral values are not required. You should have a decent understanding of Linux systems as well as current Windows architecture. Knowledge of and familiarity with Get the Facts Campaign is strongly recommended. An understanding of SCO, intimidation tactics and GPL critiques would be ideal. A BA/BS degree from a well-reputed college is not required, but use of a spellchecker is a must.