__/ [Sammys] on Wednesday 14 December 2005 22:33 \__
> I think this song's lyrics by Gilbert and Sullivan fit our Dave to a
> tee!
>
> If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am.
> I'm a genuine philanthropist, all other kinds are sham.
> Each little fault of temper and each social defect
> In my erring fellow-creatures, I endeavour to correct.
> To all their little weaknesses I open people's eyes,
> And little plans to snub the self-sufficient I devise,
> I love my fellow creatures, I do all the good I can,
> Yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!
> And I can't think why!
>
> To compliments inflated I've a withering reply,
> And vanity I always do my best to mortify,
> A charitable action I can skillfully dissect,
> And interested motives I'm delighted to detect.
> I know everybody's income and what everybody earns,
> And I carefully compare it with the income tax returns,
> But to benefit humanity, however much I plan,
> Yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!
> And I can't think why!
>
> I'm sure I'm no ascetic, I'm as pleasant as can be,
> You'll always find me ready with a crushing repartee.
> I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer,
> I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer.
> To everybody's prejudice I know a thing or two,
> I can tell a woman's age in half a minute, and I do.
> Yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!
> And I can't think why!
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> -- All Hail The Great Dave!!! Sig Heil!!! Sig Heil!!!
> -----------------------------------------------------
There's a song now?
The last time a song was written about somebody in UseNet, it didn't quite
settle...
http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/index.php?song=The%20George%20Hammond%20Conspiracy
Roy
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