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Re: [Funny] An Idiot's Benchmark

__/ [ 7 ] on Sunday 02 April 2006 11:27 \__

> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
> 
>> "Jorge Lopez is a DeVry graduate with an MCSE certification and is
>> currently working as a Windows LAN Administrator."
>> 
>> Anti-Linux
>> 
>>         http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/mcse2.htm
> 
> 
> "I save a lot of time thanks to Windows XP, which brings me to another area
>  where Linux is lacking. As I am sitting here writing this column, my
>  computer is busily defragging my hard drive,.."
> 
> BAAAWAAAGAGAGAGAGGAGAAAAGAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
> <CHOKE!> BAWAHAHGGGGHHH.. <COUGH!!> <SPLUTTER!!!>..
> Ambulance.... Nurse!... Air!...
> 
> 
>  "running my virus scanner,.."
> 
> 
> BAAAWAAAGAGAGAGAGGAGAAAAGAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
> <CHOKE!> BAWAHAHGGGGHHH.. <COUGH!!> <SPLUTTER!!!>..
> <WHEEEEZZ!!> <COUGH!!> <COUGH!!>
> Ambulance.... Nurse!... Air!...
> 
> 
> 
> Roy! YOU BASTARD!!!! I can't take this any more!!!


To quote further (why did you strip it off?):

  ,----[ Quote ]
  | "Why doesn't Linux come with any defragmenting tools or virus scanners
  | or Active Backdoor Update like you get with Windows? These are all
  | must-have features for me.
  `----

You, sir, made me spill my coke. I hope you're satisfied.

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