On 2006-12-18, Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> posted something concerning:
> ...unless you use Linux.
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> Study shows one in twenty-five search results are risky
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>| SiteAdvisor is a service provided by antivirus vendor McAfee that
>| rates sites based on their affiliation with spyware, viruses,
>| excessive pop-up advertisements, and junk e-mail.
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> http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20061213-8417.html
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> Windows makes E-mail and HTTP a scary thing...
It shouldn't.
Don't pay attention to him, Windummies. You should use Outlook Express
for *everything*. And IE. Don't forget about IE. Use it for all that
you do.
And don't worry about anything. Download that toolbar. Get those
smileys. That weather gizmo on your desktop would be the tits! So would
that search toolbar that you keep running into. Pictures from a friend
you've forgotten? Open 'em! There *have* to be some fond memories
enclosed!
I highly recommend Kazaa and Limewire while you're at it. You can get
all kinds of really neat things using those. Maybe that new Vista you
download won't take any updates. That's OK. Download another later on
that *has* the updates already. (Plus it probably contains a few little
surprise freebies that the paid versions don't have. You can find out
more about those at Symantec or Trend Micro.)
Enjoy your eXPeriences, Windufii! And remember: Your Vista is coming!
--
They say if you play the Windows XP CD backward you'll hear satanic
messages. But even scarier, if you play it forward it installs Windows
XP!
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