__/ [ Larry Qualig ] on Tuesday 16 May 2006 17:19 \__
> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>> __/ [ nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] on Tuesday 16 May 2006 15:52 \__
>>
>> > Like the one on the smiley face?
>>
>> That one with emoticons was a classic. Let me find it...
>>
>> ,----[ Quote ]
>> | Microsoft frowned at for smiley patent
>> |
>> | A software patent filed by Microsoft in the US has been described
>> | as 'very dangerous'
>> `----
>>
>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/0,39020645,39210396,00.htm
>>
>> Amazon are yet to top that ludicrous stuff. They have come close, but no
>> cigar.
>
>
> You guys are complete amateurs when it comes to this whole ludicrous
> patent thing. Move up to the big-leagues... run with the big-dogs. Live
> and learn boys - Here is the patent that tops all other patents.
>
>
> Title: Full body teleportation system
>
> Abstract: A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that
> teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to
> another.
>
>
>
http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-adv.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&p=1&S1=20060071122.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060071122&RS=DN/20060071122
>
>
> (PS - I'm working on a similar idea but my approach uses a
> Flux-capacitor, 2.1 jiga-watts of electricity and a DeLorean sports
> car.)
*LOL*
Sorry, Larry. I have a better (and -- disturbingly enough -- genuine)
contender:
*evil grin*
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6368227.html
Best wishes,
Roy
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