Roy Schestowitz wrote:
> __/ [ Jim ] on Wednesday 20 September 2006 07:44 \__
>
>> There is nothing wrong with your PC... do not attempt
>> to adjust the picture... we will control the horizontal, and the vertical.
>> For the next minute, sit quietly,
>> and we will control all that you see and hear. Au79 wrote:
>>
>>> NewsForge - Fremont,CA,USA
>>>
>>> ... tried to plant a trojan horse program on a CNET reporter's laptop,
>>> but apparently the attempt failed because the reporter was running Linux
>>> instead of Windows ...
>>>
>>> <http://programming.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=06/09/19/172230>
>> POV: Trojan
>> [Trojan running towards laptop]
>> [Trojan doesn't see big fuckoff brick wall]
>> [Trojan goes SPLAT!]
>> PAN BACK: grease spot on bricks.
>>
>> They're really not very clever, these trojan authors, are they?
>
> They are used to cardboard.
More like wet bog-roll.
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