__/ [ Maverick ] on Friday 13 April 2007 05:58 \__
> BearItAll wrote:
>> Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>>>Gates to become richest man in space?
>>>,----[ Quote ]
>>>| In an interview broadcast from the ISS, Fyodor Yurchikhin repeated
>>>| the assertions of current space tourist and former Gates co-worker
>>>| Charles Simonyi that Mr. Microsoft himself "is also preparing to
>>>| visit space," although Space Adventures -- which organizes these
>>>| indulgent expeditions -- says that it has had no contact with Sir
>>>| Bill so far.
>> I knew it, he's an alien isn't he. Comes from a world where everyone is
>> really nice, never hacks computers or write virus's or spyware. That's why
>> his OS doesn't protect it's users, he's not used to earthlings.
>> I too am from another world, Yorkshire, in our world we drink beer even
>> when we are not thirsty and eat fish-n-chips even when we had a jolly good
>> tea just a few hours before. We also wear flat caps which are really just
>> a means to keep the dish aerial on our heads dry.
>> I draw the line at letting the government do experiments on me though,
>> them probes don't half hurt.
> Maybe ET will do an anal probe of Bill.
> I'm sure he'll enjoy his new implant.
Ballmer gets the oral probe. *smile*
'A famous 1991 incident left his vocal cords requiring surgical repair after
he screamed "Windows, Windows, Windows" continuously during a meeting in
~~ With kind regards
Roy S. Schestowitz | Useless fact: 12345679 x 8 = 98765432
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