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Re: [News] [Humour] Windows Vista Slogans That Didn't Make the Cut

__/ [ Kelsey Bjarnason ] on Wednesday 14 February 2007 03:20 \__

> On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:47:02 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
> 
>> Top New Slogans For Microsoft Windows Vista
>> 
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>> | # Vista: We Ain't Done Til The iPods Won't Run
>> | # Windows Vista - Duh! We Had To Tell The Stockholders Something
>> | 
>> | [...]
>> `----
> 
> Vista: Six years to make, six minutes to break.  :)

How very generous of you.

How Long Does It Take To Catch A Computer Virus? 

,----[ Quote ]
| Would you believe only 8 seconds? 
| 
| In fact, after only 8 seconds, the unsuspecting little rascal was
| undergoing the machine equivalent of being turned into a "Pod
| person from the planet Mars!" First, it was hit by Sasser, one of
| the fastest spreading worms on the Internet. Then it started
| downloading strange programs from mysterious internet addresses.
| Then it started looking for other machines to infect.
| 
| Within five minutes, the little rapscallion was running so many
| malicious programs that it was running totally choked up and its
| CPU was 100% occupied performing virus-related tasks. 
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http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=197002712&subSection=All+Stories

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