On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:56:57 +0000, Roy Schestowitz
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> How to Convert Your Friends to Linux
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> | 1) Install Ubuntu or Kubuntu on your laptop, and show it off.
> | 2) Install some eyecandy!
> | 3) Start burning LiveCDs and giving them out to your friends.
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4) Give them a $100 laqptop computer with Linux installed.
5) Kidnap their family until they install Linux and use it for one week.
6) Blackmail them about thei buggery or homosexuality until they use it.
7) Hold them at gunpoint while they install Linux.
8) Buy them like Microsoft does.
9) Kill your self. They will install out of shame and sorrow.....NOT.
10) Make Linux better. hahahahahaha
11) Pirate Windows and rename it Linux2. That may work.
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