Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
> Finally.
>
> FBI to Notify Microsoft Windows Users Who Were Victims of Botnets
That's going to be the biggest mailshot in the history of mass-mailers.
[You've got new mail]
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From: The Feds
To: 6 Million Compromised Windows Users
BCC: Joe User
Subject: pwn3d
Dear Windows User, you've been pwn3d by a botnet, but don't worry - we
fixed it. You should now wipe the insecure Microsoft Windows OS, and
install GNU/Linux instead.
Regards,
Agent Smith.
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From: The Feds
To: 1 Billion PC Users
BCC: John Doe
Subject: pwnage
Dear PC User, having successfully completed our recent task of shutting
down the worldwide systems of botnets, we are now writing to advise all
PC owners to remove the insecure Microsoft Windows OS, and install
GNU/Linux instead, if you haven't already done so. This should save us,
and you the taxpayer, any future inconvenience.
Regards,
Agent Smith.
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K.
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