__/ [ spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ] on Sunday 03 June 2007 12:37 \__
> Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> did eloquently scribble:
>>> Appropriateness - Need to demonstrate some? Simply glue the surface
>>> computer to the surface of your ass. Done Deal.
>
>> I can't wait to see some Blue Tables of Death in hotels.
>
>> "Dude, reboot that table...."
>
>> "Sorry, Sir, you cannot sit here. This table is infected..."
>
>> Zombie tables, anyone?
>
> Pah, they can't patent that at least.
> Earthworm jim battled animated furniture years ago.
> :)
Furniture? I can't recall any, but flying pigs were a big thing (I still have
it running on my Linux boxes). IIRC, the pigs were laid on furniture that
slides down... still, better than a pig throwing furniture...
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