(Humour) STEVE BALLMER: "I'll be US president in 2008."
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| "Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans!," he
| shouted repeatedly, running up and back along the stage, flailing
| his arms in the air like an ape. He finished his opening remarks
| with a proud scream. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! I love this country!"
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http://clintonforbes.blogspot.com/2007/03/steve-ballmer-ill-be-us-president-in.html
Related:
5 Ways in which Bush is like Ballmer
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| * No matter how much Bush screws his people, he is still
| president! == No matter how much Ballmer screws his customers,
| MS is still popular.
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| * Bush talks a lot. He is able to make people see non-existent weapons.
| == Ballmer was actually operated on for talking too much...
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| * Bush rules his people by FUD... == Ballmer wins market
| share by FUD. Telling users that Linux is communism and that open
| source does not have technical support and its insecure.
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| * Bush takes advantage of moments of grief to further his fascism... ==
| Microsoft takes advantage of suffering children in developing
| countries...
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| * Bush is obsessed with national security... == Microsoft is
| obsessed with a one size fits all frenzy...
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http://findsecrets.blogspot.com/2006/11/5-ways-in-which-bush-is-like-ballmer.html
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