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> [H]omer wrote:
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>> Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
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>>> PulseAudio to bring earcandy to Linux
>>
>> Good grief! Eye-candy, ear-candy ... what next, scratch-n-sniff cards?
>
>
> What about Pistification Candy?
>
> Micoshaft: Good day idiot, how may we take your money off you?
> Idiot: I'd like my PC to be infected with something in exchange for money.
> Micoshaft: Sure, what flavour?
> Idiot: Vanilla.
> Micoshaft: Idiot!
> Idiot: err... something clippified,.. something naughty, a bit Pisti
> or Pistific, you know, stuff that gets automatically updated into...
> Micoshaft: ..into something blue? Colour code 0x0000FF?
Windows -- choosing between white and vanilla white... or choosing your desired
level of crippling... through 'editions'.
Consider Ubuntu editions (e.g. Muslim, Christian, Studio)... Microsoft took the
word "Edition" to a whole different level where edition refers to finance, not
suitability and need.
>> Dell: Good morning sir, how may I help you?
>> Dave: I'd like an Ubuntu laptop please.
>> Dell: What flavour?
>> Dave: ???
>> Dell: Sir?
>> Dave: ... er, chocolate?
>> Dell: Milk or plain?
>>
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