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Re: Gatner Shill here...

____/ 7 on Thursday 10 April 2008 22:41 : \____

> Hello, I am a Gatner Shill, and I've been secretly
> commissioned by Micoshaft Corporation
> to conduct research into family ties of all
> the 'impotent' shills working the COLA ng for money.
> 
> So far I have concluded the following...
> 
> 1. Moshe Goldfart is a polygamist.
> 
> 2. He has many wives (Hardon, Doofy, Amicus Curios, Snot, Eric, etc..)
> 
> 3. Moshe exchanged bodily fluids with wife Hardon and begat Ezekiel
> 
> 4. Little Ezekiel Goldfart aspires to be Moshe Goldfart but
>    his dipers are showing and letting him down.
> 
> 6. Now now now,, Doh! Look! J.. J.. Justaminte!
>    I can tell you are not taking this seriously!...
>    I refuse to continue writing this report until
>    I am taken seriously....


Gartner: Windows Collapsing Under its Own Weight; Radical Change Needed

Subject: Not worth the clickf ( Apr 10, 2008, 21:53:04 )

While the title may sound enticing, this is mostly a 'how to fix badly broken
windows', and 'you should stick with windows no matter what' kind of story.
The heading is designed to garner a lot of clicks, but the story really isn't
worth the read.
Joe 

http://www.linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2008-04-10-014-26-OP-MR-MS-0001

The article quotes Michael Silver.


Buy Vista or die

,----[ Quote ]
| Gartner research vice president Michael Silver said that outfits have delayed 
|                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| their Vista migrations to the point of stupidity and now some are considering 
| late 2008 or even 2009, while others mull skipping the OS completely.  
`----

http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2007/12/07/vista-die


NY Times bans Microsoft analysts from Microsoft stories

,----[ Quote ]
| Just days after banning Enderle from discussing Microsoft because
| he has Microsoft as a client, the Times quoted Gartner analyst
| Michael Silver and AMR Research analyst Jim Murphy in a story
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| about Microsoft's Windows and Office software.
|
| If the paper would prefer not to quote an analyst who has
| experience with a client, it did a poor job. Silver is Gartner's
|                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| vice president in charge of client computing. Microsoft happens to
|                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| do lots of business with Gartner and also happens to have a
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| client-software monopoly. We're guessing that Silver knows
| Microsoft's products well and has direct involvement with the
| company.
|
| And, sure enough, he appears a number of times on Microsoft's
| own site and thousands of times in stories about Microsoft.
|
| Jim Murphy - wait for it - covers Microsoft too and is even more
| prolific than Silver.
|
| [...]
|
| Part of the problem stems from the reticence of companies such as
| IDC and Gartner to reveal their clients. That should make everyone
| nervous, but it doesn't. So called objective technology publications
| keep publishing material bought by vendors without telling you this.
| They're also too lazy or scared to ignore the likes of Gartner and
| IDC until the firms change their disclosure rules.
`----

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/15/nytimes_ms_ban/


Gartner analyst: OOXML important domino

,----[ Quote ]
| Businessweek (Jennifer L Schenker) quoted Gartner analyst Michael Silver last 
|                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| week who puts OOXML in a wider commercial perspective... 
| 
| "appear more open". This is how Gartner views the credibility of the new 
| [OOXML] openness.... 
| 
| Look how optimistic Gartner's Silver is...
`----

http://www.noooxml.org/forum/t-44362/gartner-analyst:ooxml-important-domino


Credibility Of Analysts

,----[ Quote
| Research firms make their living by offering expert advice to business and 
| technology people about the best ways to invest their IT dollars. It can be 
| invaluable insight, but only if that analysis comes with no strings attached. 
| And on that, there's no guarantee.   
| 
| Forrester, Gartner, IDC, and others insist their output is squeaky clean, yet 
| they also rake in millions providing services to the very same companies they 
| monitor, heavyweights like Cisco, IBM, Microsoft, and Oracle. Which leads to 
| a question that continues to dog the research firms: How much influence do 
| technology vendors have over their work?    
`----

http://www.informationweek.com/showArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=CTCBZVQX5MTSCQSNDLPSKH0CJUNN2JVN?articleID=178601879&queryText=analyst+influence

Always smell the scent of a shill from a distance. Of course, there is an
element of truth to the fact that Windows is a lost cause, The problem is that
Silver uses it to tempt in ears and then sell Windows to them.

-- 
                ~~ Best of wishes

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