After takin' a swig o' grog, Andrew Halliwell belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> ml2mst <ml2mst@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Chris Ahlstrom trolled:
>>
>>> http://www.groklaw.net/
>>>
>>> Patent on combing hair to cover a bald spot (#4,022,227)
>>>
>>> I claim:
>>>
>>> 1. A method for styling hair to cover bald areas using only the
>>> individual's own hair, comprising separating the hair on the head into
>>> several substantially equal sections, taking the hair on one section and
>>> placing it over the bald area, then taking the hair on another section
>>> and placing it over the first section, and finally taking the hair on the
>>> remaining sections and placing it over the other sections whereby the
>>> bald area will be completely covered.
>>>
>>> <tzh tzh tzh tzh> (wheezy cartoonish laugh)
>>
>> I'm shocked, your parroting Hadron :-(
Ye gods, why would I parrot that asshole?
> Prolly some nym stealing bag-o-shite.
Nah, it's the real Chris. I feel sure Tattoo will get a laff out of it.
I included the laugh to make it obvious. And even if he doesn't get a laugh
out of it, I'll at least get a snappy comeback out of it.
I wonder if the merkin has been patented.
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Fun Facts, #14:
In table tennis, whoever gets 21 points first wins. That's how
it once was in baseball -- whoever got 21 runs first won.
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