Verily I say unto thee, that Linonut spake thusly:
> The Stockholder - amicus_curious
>
> The Ugh-meri-kin - DFS, rjack
>
> The Vandal - Hadron
>
> Rip-Van Winkle - Ezekiel and "Moshe (flatfish) Goldfard"
>
> The Red Baron - Core dump, cc, Clogwog, "Linuxsux"
>
> The Job Defender - DFS, Ray Lopez
Ray "MSFT" Dopez belongs in the Stockholder and Rip-Van Winkle
categories too ("I last tried using Linux over 10 years ago").
DooFuS probably belongs in every one of those categories.
Fuddie deserves a category of his own (FUDmeister).
There should also be the Attention Seeker and k00k categories (Bailo,
Relf, Flatty and K-bitch), and a Fascist Nut category for the likes of
Terekhov (yes, DooFy belongs in that category too, along with his
extremist pal amicus_unscrupulous).
You could stick Snit in with Hardon, although Hardon probably needs his
own category too (World's Stupidest Living Organism Ever).
Obvious Ugh-meri-kins include "Peter Bilt, American!" and Larry "Msg-ID"
Qualig, although people like DooFuS and Dopez seem to equivocate
"Americanism" with their particular breed of corporate fascism too, so
maybe we should just replace the Ugh-meri-kin category with Fascist Nut.
The only category Scott "Fucking Lintards... Slit their ignorant
throats" (Nudds) Douglas belongs in is "category A prisoner".
Did I miss anyone?
--
K.
http://slated.org
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