' Have you got that cracked version of Vista Ultimate ?'
' Because Microsoft says my copy of XP I got a the Carboot Sale is not a
genuine and it won't update'
'Shame on you '
'Want am I going to do ? '
'You will have to use Linux !'
'But I don't like Linux !'
'Then go to PcWorld or some other vendor and buy a copy of Vista Home
'You're joking ,I can't afford £200 for a full copy of Vista Premium you
must be mad !'
What would we do without pirated software ?