Monkey Boy: Fuck it, I'm going to kill that chair, I've killed chairs before
and now I'm going to kill the fuck out of that chair ..
Someone enters the office and pulls up a chair:
Monkey Boy: Oh hi Bill
Bill: Where the fuck is last weeks payment, you're late ?
Monkey Boy: Fuck, give me that chair I need get close and fucking personal
with it!
Bill: No way it's the last unbroken chair in here, and you're costing me a
fucking fortune in fucking broken chairs. Fuck You!
Monkey Boy: Hey a guy has to have his stress relief; anyway it's not my
fault, it's that fucking Linux, it's in everything, TV's, Netbooks, Phones,
WiFi, multimedia, desktops, you name it, it's got Linux in it!
Linux has eaten our fucking lunch, again. We just lost 2 million units in
Botswana to linux! I had the stupid fucks all lined up with Intel
CrassMates with 500MB ram and Vista for $2500 a piece, and along comes Asus
with those fucking Linux powered netbooks for $130 a unit!
Bill: FUCK!!!; I've got Belinda on my fucking back, I promised her another
island in the Azores and the downpayment is due today! well, what the fuck
are you doing about it ?
Monkey Boy: Well, I've got the fucking FUDL department in full gear fudding
Linux, and I've spent last months GTPE money greasing the fucking
politicians everywhere.
NT-v9 .... I mean Windows 7 is a fucking mess with 7 million compile errors,
but those fucking idiots out the back say it will be ready by August, and
it fucking better be or they are all fucking dead, and they fucking know
it.
When I told them it has to run on a Intel CrassMate with 500MB ram, one of
the stupid fucks just jumped out the 6 floor lab window and broke his
stupid fucking neck. .... Well, Fuck him.
Bill: Great, just fucking great! I think I'll go and give a few thousand of
those fucking Windows ME CDs that are filling up the warehouse to some
fucking orphans somewhere, maybe it will cheer me up to see the smiling
faces of my future Windows users!
Monkey Boy: Yeah good idea, get the stupid fucks while they're young, never
fails!
Bill leaves the room:
Monkey Boy: He's not sitting his fat fucking arse on you anymore is he ? and
you thought you were safe, hahah, you're fucking dead now!
--
If we wish to reduce our ignorance, there are people we will
indeed listen to. Trolls are not among those people, as trolls, more or
less by definition, *promote* ignorance.
Kelsey Bjarnason, C.O.L.A. 2008
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