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[News] Tongue in Cheek: "I Don’t Like Linux Because …"

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I Don’t Like Linux Because …

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| There is nothing that I miss about Windows. I am not a gamer and everything 
| that I want to do, I can do in Linux or in a VirtualBox VM running Windows XP 
| seamlessly in Kubuntu with KDE 4.2. Now that is cool! I get a shared desktop 
| with a Windows bar on the bottom with full access to Windows programmes and a 
| KDE panel at the top with full access to Linux applications. I can share 
| devices, drag and drop and cut and paste.  I can even use all of the eye 
| candy that I like such as Compiz-Fusion. The only problem is that I seldom 
| use Windows at all so my VM sits idle for months at a time.       
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http://linuxcanuck.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/i-dont-like-linux-because/

The Bizarre Cathedral - 36

http://www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/columns/bizarre_cathedral_36


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[Satire] Linux Is a Socialist Plot

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| There is one guy who is speaking out. He is Steve Ballmer of Microsoft. He
| knows what this is all about. He spoke out years ago about this potential
| threat. He is like psychic. He is also a freaking genius. We need to listen
| to him. He is our leader. He is right up there with God. Here is what Ballmer
| says, “Open Source is not free.” Isn’t that profound? Parse the words and
| meditate on them sometime. It could be like a mantra. He goes on to accuse
| them of stealing. These Linux guys are a gang of thieves. Ballmer says so. If
| open source is not free, then what else could it be, but a socialist plot.
| Ballmer is under attack by Linux. Don’t believe all of the hate mongering. He
| is a straight up nice guy who is just making money and they are jealous of
| his success. He has everything that money can buy, except hair.
|
| So, the next time you think about installing Linux. Don’t. Install Windows
| instead. Even though Linux installs in half the time, the extra time
| installing Windows will be well worth it.  It is the same when it comes to
| defragmenting a hard drive, re-booting after an update or clicking on
| dialogues that pop up to update this or that programme in Windows. Think of
| them as the cost of freedom. It is your patriotic duty to resist and to do
| all within your power to topple the socialist threat.
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http://linuxcanuck.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/linux-is-a-socialist-plot/
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