After takin' a swig o' grog, Jerry McBride belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> I did just that... googled for "microsoft blames" and all I've got to say
> is... what a laugh. In microsofts eyes, the whole universe is to blame for
> it's problems... they never make a mistake....
>
> What a joke, from a bunch of crooks and idiots.
Microsoft blames leap year for Zune glitch ...
Microsoft blames technicians for massive outage ...
Microsoft blames netbook appeal, marketing costs for Windows drop ...
Microsoft blames users for Vista infections ...
Microsoft blames third-party software for security problems ...
Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes ...
Microsoft Blames Users for Vista Problems ...
Microsoft Blames Users for Vista Problems ...
Microsoft blames Zune crashes on Leap ...
Microsoft blames Azure outage on OS upgrade ...
Microsoft blames Azure outage on OS upgrade ...
That's just the first page. There's only 11900, though.
Here's a few more:
Microsoft Blames Family for Xbox Fire, Infant Death ...
Memory lane: Microsoft blames Red Hat for not making Linux popular...
Microsoft Blames Poor Coding Practices For Massive SQL Injection ...
Microsoft blames users for OneCare fiasco ...
Microsoft blames vendors for SP3 problems ...
Here's a funny one:
Microsoft Blames Hollywood for Record Sales of Halo 3 ...
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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain
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