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Re: My server froze...

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____/ Homer on Monday 07 Sep 2009 22:31 : \____

> Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
>> ...turns out it just had a little hibernation, so it 'froze' for a few
>> seconds.
>> 
>> roy@baine:~$ uptime
>>  19:53:21 up 224 days,  8:54,  2 users,  load average: 0.02, 0.03, 0.00
>> 
>> and still going.
> 
> My servers freeze if I cover them in liquid nitrogen.
> 
> I never did find a solution to that problem.
> 
> Also, they stop working if I apply a high velocity impact using a large
> heavy object, such as piano or leather sofa.
> 
> I must admit that one has me stumped too. If only I could retrieve the
> logfiles from the back of the sofa, I might understand what went wrong.

Electricity outages are the main problems that can take down teh Lunix.

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