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____/ Chris Ahlstrom on Thursday 21 Jul 2011 11:28 : \____
> Roy Schestowitz wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>> ____/ Sinister Midget on Thursday 21 Jul 2011 10:04 : \____
>>> Hey. Take a look at the Windows tablet I just got. I bought it the
>>> other day, and one of the first things I did was optimize it to speed
>>> up the boot time. Watch this. It's going to blow you away!
>>> OK, power on.
>>> The crawler line at the bottom.... the crawler line at the bottom....
>>> OK, there's the logo..... the logo.... the logo.... the logo.... the
>>> Now, it's getting to the desktop.... getting to the desktop.... getting
>>> Mouse moves now, almost there.... almost there.... almost there....
>>> Isn't that slick??!?
>> You forgot the shutdown and update sequences.
> Geez, I gotta run. Time to shutdown.
> Doh! "Windows is installing updates. Do NOT shut down your tablet."
> At least we know now why Quack would prefer to do his fsck at shutdown!
> And on power up? "Windows is configuring updates. 111 of 23561..."
Will it boot after the "update" at all?
~~ Best of wishes
Dr. Roy S. Schestowitz (Ph.D. Medical Biophysics), Imaging Researcher
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