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COLA Stats 11 Jun 2006

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This report covers 2456 articles received by this system to
newsgroup comp.os.linux.advocacy [1]

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Toplist of Posters

 Pos  Poster                                          Msgs   Bytes Quoted
   1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>     375  397267    42%
   2. flatfish - TROLL / THIEF / LIAR / RACIST         206  206664    49%
   3. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  109  215992    50%
   4. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxx>                        79   55029    55%
   5. Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx>                 65  113015    72%
   6. William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                61   68659    73%
   7. Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@xxxxxxxxx>           58  120356    27%
   8. Ewik 'the Weasel' Funkenbusch [4]                 57   79121    55%
   9. Larry 'arsehole' Qualig                           54   98320    61%
  10. Rick <trollfeed@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    52   84745    79%
  11. Stephen Fairchild <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>        47   31531    67%
  12. Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                       44   72212    66%
  13. billwg - WINTROLL / LIAR LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        42  107488    65%
  14. Sinister Midget <sinister@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>          41   58685    49%
  15. chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    38   18540    75%
      tab - FLAPPING IDIOT                              38   58375    70%
      mlw <mlw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                          38   82501    65%
      Ray Ingles <sorceror@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>       38   50595    38%
  19. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith                  36   24874    39%
  20. thad01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                  34   36458    36%
  21. Roy Culley <rgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    33   43254    35%
  22. Da'Punk-A <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                32   44155    50%
  23. Chirag Shukla <chiragshuklaindia@xxxxxxxxx>       31   84781    53%
      Stuart Krivis <jd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>               31   35183    58%
  25. John Bailo - TROLL / IDIOT                        30   14204    41%
      spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx                              30   14988    57%
      DooFuS - LIAR / WINTROLL / RACIST                 30   41907    59%
  28. JEDIDIAH <jedi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                     28   34624    65%
      nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxx   28   25508     2%
  30. BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    26   48857    42%

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Toplist of Subjects

 Pos  Subject                                                Msgs   Bytes
   1. Roy Schestowitz - Pirate                                 84  100799
   2. See *The COLA Gang* Spring Into Action!!                 81   83224
   3. Apple - market share falling?                            69   69183
   4. Windows Bashing                                          62  101135
   5. SQL Server beats the hell out of MySQL                   61  176808
   6. COLA Stats 4 June 2006                                   59  115184
   7. Let's have a GPL vs BSD debate                           49   82576
   8. $100 laptop 'will boost desktop Linux'                   47   40000
   9. Erik Funkenbusch - scumbag                               42   50692
      "linux pro audio" an oxymoron                            42   80025
  11. IE7?  Hmm.                                               40   86483
  12. FORKING SHAT!!! linux too stupid for wireless            34   33000
  13. When someone can't get something to work, they go        32   29978
  14. What Dell REALLY thinks of Linux.                        31   38280
  15. Dell: Linux an Industry Standard                         30   44300
  16. Linux will truly have arrived when...                    29   23327
      Vista is coming!                                         29    9290
  18. Is "Linux" usable for granny?                            28   60454
  19. Aren't you glad this didn't happen...                    24   18420
  20. Windows makes things easy                                23   58650
  21. At home or work, XP goes out to lunch                    22   63901
  22. I DUMPED WINDOWS AGAIN!                                  20   16024
  23. [News] Windows Vista Drops ANOTHER Feature               19   20708
      VISTA CAN'T INSTALL - SUCKAHHH!                          19   18050
      Lawmakers took millions in free trips: study             19   17826
  26. Xgl and the Wobble Windows                               18   25086
  27. Microsoft Paying Google to Troll Linux                   17   26492
  28. How many of you would buy the OLPC computer right        16   12732
      Linux is Dead                                            16    9472
      Linux is Live and Kicking                                16   11912

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Toplist of Most Replied To Posters

 Pos  Poster                                                         Msgs
   1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    253
   2. flatfish - TROLL / THIEF / LIAR / RACIST                        177
   3. Ewik 'the Weasel' Funkenbusch [4]                                67
   4. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxx>                                       62
      The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>         62
   6. Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@xxxxxxxxx>                          58
   7. Larry 'arsehole' Qualig                                          53
   8. Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx>                                50
   9. William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               44
  10. tab - FLAPPING IDIOT                                             43
      mlw <mlw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                         43
  12. Rgdawson / Mark Thompson / Oxford - MACTROLL                     41
  13. billwg - WINTROLL / LIAR LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                       38
      DooFuS - LIAR / WINTROLL / RACIST                                38
  15. Stephen Fairchild <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                       36
  16. Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                      35
      Roy Culley <rgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   35
  18. Rick <trollfeed@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   34
  19. Flatfish Nyms - TROLL / THIEF / LIAR / RACIST                    32
  20. John Bailo - TROLL / IDIOT                                       31
  21. spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx                                             30
      nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>        30
  23. thad01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                                 29
  24. Ray Ingles <sorceror@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                      27
  25. Da'Punk-A <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               26
  26. chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   25
      Chirag Shukla <chiragshuklaindia@xxxxxxxxx>                      25
  28. Sinister Midget <sinister@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                         24
  29. rgould - TROLL                                                   23
  30. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith                                 22

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Toplist of Troll Feeders [2]

 Pos  Poster                                                     Msgs   %
   1. Rick <trollfeed@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               45  87
   2. Linonut <linonut@xxxxxxxx>                                   38  48
   3. flatfish - TROLL / THIEF / LIAR / RACIST                     34  17
   4. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>     31  28
   5. Kier <vallon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                  28  64
   6. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                 22   6
   7. mlw <mlw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                     20  53
   8. JEDIDIAH <jedi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                18  64
      Ray Ingles <sorceror@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                  18  47
  10. Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@xxxxxxxxx>                      17  29
  11. thad01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                             15  44
      High Plains Thumper <hpt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>            15  65
      Stephen Fairchild <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                   15  32
  14. Ewik 'the Weasel' Funkenbusch [4]                            12  21
      Da'Punk-A <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                           12  38
  16. chrisv <chrisv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               10  26
      John Bailo - TROLL / IDIOT                                   10  33
  18. Chirag Shukla <chiragshuklaindia@xxxxxxxxx>                   9  29
  19. Tim 'Funkenbusch Wannabee' Smith                              8  22
      Jim Richardson <warlock@xxxxxxxxxx>                           8  53
      tab - FLAPPING IDIOT                                          8  21
      spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx                                          8  27
  23. Sinister Midget <sinister@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                      7  17
      GreyCloud - OFFENSIVE QUOTE EDITOR                            7  35
      Larry 'arsehole' Qualig                                       7  13
      Roy Culley <rgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                7  21
      Stuart Krivis <jd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                           7  23
      Flatfish Nyms - TROLL / THIEF / LIAR / RACIST                 7  27
      Peter Jensen <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                   7  47
  30. 7 <website_has_email@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    6  50

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Toplist of 'Quality' Posters [3]

 Pos  Poster                                                        Index
   1. Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                     92
   2. nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <nessuno@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>        87
   3. Roy Culley <rgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   69
   4. BearItAll <spam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   65
   5. Ian Hilliard <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                           62
   6. The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>         61
   7. Mark Kent <mark.kent@xxxxxxxxxxx>                                60
      Paul Cooke <paul.cooke100@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                60
      Sinister Midget <sinister@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                         60
  10. Jim <james@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                              58
      William Poaster <wp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               58
  12. Stuart Krivis <jd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                              55
      Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@xxxxxxxxx>                          55
  14. rapskat <rapskat@xxxxxxxxx>                                      54
  15. Mathew P. <Mathew@xxxxxxxx>                                      52
      Michael B. Trausch <michael.trausch.no.spam@xxxxxxxxxxx>         52
  17. M <ihatespam.0.a101888@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                          51
      mlw <mlw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                         51
  19. Ray Ingles <sorceror@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                      50
      Robert Newson <ReapNewsB@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                    50
      hanumizzle@xxxxxxxxx                                             50
      me@xxxxxxxxxxx                                                   50
  23. [H]omer <spam@xxxxxxx>                                           49
      Rex Ballard <rex.ballard@xxxxxxxxx>                              49
      Chirag Shukla <chiragshuklaindia@xxxxxxxxx>                      49
  26. Jamie Hart <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxx>                                 48
      Da'Punk-A <dapunka@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                               48
      thad01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                                 48
  29. Colin Day <cday3@xxxxxxxxx>                                      46
      Stephen Fairchild <somebody@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                       46

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Toplist of X-No-Archive Posters

 Pos  Poster                                                         Msgs
   1. Stuart Krivis <jd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                              31
   2. Black Dragon <bd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                  4
   3. Meat Plow <meat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                   2
   4. Just Me <none@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>                                      1
      <stats.cola@xxxxxxxxx>                                            1
      nobody@xxxxxxxxxxxxx                                              1
      Frank <frank@xxxxxxxxxxx>                                         1
      Leythos <void@xxxxxxxxxxx>                                        1

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Toplist of Newsreaders

 Pos  Newsreader                                                     Msgs
   1. KNode                                                           611
   2. slrn                                                            474
   3. Pan                                                             454
   4. G2/0.2                                                          323
   5. Microsoft Outlook Express                                       117
   6. Mozilla                                                          82
   7. Forte Agent                                                      80
   8. tin                                                              65
   9. 40tude_Dialog                                                    57
  10. Thunderbird                                                      53
  11. knews                                                            33
  12. MT-NewsWatcher/3.4 (PPC Mac OS X)                                27
  13. Xnews                                                            25
  14. Thoth/1.7.2 (Carbon/OS X)                                        10
  15. Gnus                                                              5
  16. MR/2 Internet Cruiser                                             4
  17. Microhard Lookout                                                 3
  18. pan 0.99 ("Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.")             2
      pan 0.96 (Afghanistan Banana stand.)                              2
      nn/6.6.4                                                          2
  21. MicroPlanet-Gravity/2.70.2067                                     1
      LartReader 2.1                                                    1
      Lart_Reader 2.0                                                   1
       :  :/Li.nux English (American)                                   1
      Unison/1.6.2                                                      1
      Opera M2/8.50 (Win32, build 7700)                                 1

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[1]: Posts via mail to news gateways are dropped by this server
     and hence not included in the stats.
     Other attention seeking posters may not appear as well.
[2]: Troll feeder %'age is (troll feeding posts / total posts) * 100
[3]: The poster 'quality' stats is based on:
       a) quoting: 100 - %'age quoted
       b) cross-posting: 100 - %'age cross-posted
       c) number of direct followups posters articles get
       d) troll feeding: 100 - 1.5 * %'age troll followups
       e) 75 deducted for known trolls
       f) for the humour impaired the quotes around 'quality'
          are intended to convey they are not to be taken too
          seriously :-)
       g) for Erik: it is highly unlikely, although perhaps
          possible, for a troll to appear in the 'quality' stats
[4]: Erik Funkenbusch is a MS apologist, frequent liar and FUD
     spreader and seriously lacking in ethical values. He often
     tries to change the subject when his argument has been torn
     to shreds or, more likely, just runs away.

     weasel n. [Cambridge] A naive user, one who deliberately
     or accidentally does things that are stupid or ill-advised.
     Roughly synonymous with loser

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