On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:40:36 +0100, Roy Schestowitz
<newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Amazon/Google to librarian: "Excuse me, ma'am. I'm afraid we are going to
have to arrest you for infringing our exclusive rights to use recent
patent."
I have a brilliant idea. I will try to patent breathing :)
Or better yet defecating. Every toilet owner will be forced to pay
me a $0.01 for every use. Plus tantiems for toilet paper, and 10% of
every fine for peeing in public place.
I am going to be rich. And you better hold it! ;)
Best,
Borek
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