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Re: Ridiculous Patents

__/ [Borek] on Monday 07 November 2005 22:35 \__

> On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:01:24 +0100, Borek
> <borek@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
>> I have a brilliant idea. I will try to patent breathing :)
>>
>> Or better yet defecating. Every toilet owner will be forced to pay
>> me a $0.01 for every use. Plus tantiems for toilet paper, and 10% of
>> every fine for peeing in public place.
>>
>> I am going to be rich. And you better hold it! ;)
> 
> http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6368227.html
> 
> Somehow my ideas stopped to look funny.

Maybe patent something which involves a tolilot bowl bound to to chains so
that it could swing. Sooner or later, all these perverts will have to pay
you.

Roy

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