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Re: [News] Command-Line Humour

  • Subject: Re: [News] Command-Line Humour
  • From: "[H]omer" <spam@xxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:39:16 +0100
  • In-reply-to: <h061s3-3e8.ln1@ridcully.ntlworld.com>
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  • Organization: Slated.org
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spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
> Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> did eloquently scribble:
>> | $ ls
>> | soldiers
>> | $ rm soldiers
>> | $ cd ..
>> | $ rmdir Taliban
>> | rmdir: directory ?Taliban?: Directory not empty
>> | $ cd Taliban
>> | $ ls -a
>> | . .. .insurgents
>> | $ chown -R USA .*
>> | chown: .insurgents: Not owner
>> | $ cd ..
>> | $ su
>> | Password: *******
>> | 
>> | [...]
>> `----
> 
> You forgot 
> $ find -name bin/laden Afganistan
> $ 
> 

Shouldn't that be:

$ find /middle_east/Afganistan -name bin\ Laden

Or maybe even:

$ find /middle_east/Afganistan -name "[B|b]in [L|l]aden"

Then again, they don't need to find him; he's in the same safe-house
that his pal Bush put him in years ago.

More like:

$ cd `find /middle_east -type oil_reserves | head -n1`
$ ./configure --with-kickbacks --with-blackmail --with-marines
$ make money
$ chown bush:USA money
$ cp -a money /cayman_islands/bank/bush

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