__/ [ Sinister Midget ] on Wednesday 26 July 2006 16:00 \__
> On 2006-07-26, Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> posted
> something concerning:
>> AOL hires Microsoft manager
>>
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>>| Time Warner's AOL has hired a Microsoft manager as chief technical
>>| evangelist for AOL's wireless group, AOL said on Tuesday.
>> `----
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http://news.com.com/2110-1030_3-6098313.html?part=rss&tag=6098313&subj=news
>
> AOL is their own religion. I guess they're expanding or something, and
> have a need for some new evangelists to spread the good tidings.
Maybe they require an executive who is competent with:
* The black art of fear, uncertainty and doubt
* The ability to conceal major losses by merging divisions
* Skills in persuading business clients to exclude competitors
* Ensuring products are self-compatible and adverse to standards
* Providing counter-arguments in court and attaining extensions
* Cowboy-type rollovers and leaps (to evade chair-slinging orcs)
Best wishes,
Roy
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