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Re: What does site: report and what it really is? (was Re: Part 2 - Wondering why your site is not indexed in Google?)

__/ [ Big Bill ] on Sunday 18 June 2006 08:10 \__

> On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 04:42:15 +0100, Roy Schestowitz
> <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
>>like Copyscape with something extra on top, I suppose.
>>
>>
>>> I suspect I know what Roy wants to work on at Google... :-))
>>
>>
>>They have some nice massage tables. *smile*
> 
> Are they built for two, I wonder? :-))

Coming from you, I would take no offence in that statement/question. It
reminds me of these jokes about sharing a sunbed, or sunbeds that are too
narrow for some people. In the MRI scanner that I entered (friend's
experiments), there are similar issues.

So, as far as I'm concerned, the massuse (must be female) should fit the
massage table as well. Why stand up when you can lie more comfortably? Just
kiddding, but you started it... *smile*

I'm sure that Google can figure out some way of manufacturing ergonomic
keyboards and horizontal monitors, which you can use while getting a
massage.

Engineer: "Ouch!"

Masseuse: "Sorry, I'll be gentler".

Engineer: "No, no. It's not you. It's those billions of spammy pages I've
just found..."

Best wishes,

Roy

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