To further the education of mankind, Roy Schestowitz
<newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> vouchsafed:
> Seen this before. *smile*
>
> The one I thought about was a JPEG called "Life in Reverse. George
> explains that a better life would have begun when we are frail and end
> up in a cozy womb. It is pretty funny. Another one is this:
Doesn't ring any bells with me but sounds like it could be a riot.
> What changes occur in females at each 10 year interval in their lives,
> beginning at age 8?
>
> At 8? Before she falls asleep in her bed, you tell her a story.
>
> At 18? You tell her a story and take her to bed.
>
> At 28 ? You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
>
> At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
>
> At 48 ? She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
>
> At 58 ? You stay in bed to avoid her story.
>
> At 68? If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
>
> At 78 ? What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
>
> Best wishes,
>
> Roy
<g> And it's true, too. You wouldn't believe how many girls thought I was
a g-man when I was, uh, younger.
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Neredbojias
Infinity has its limits.
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