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Re: My wife is threatening to name our next cat "Microsoft"

  • Subject: Re: My wife is threatening to name our next cat "Microsoft"
  • From: Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:12:51 +0100
  • Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
  • Organization: schestowitz.com / ISBE, Manchester University / ITS / Netscape / MCC
  • References: <HPqTg.359$Pk2.45@trnddc08> <pan.2006.09.30.12.55.23.257502@linetec.nl>
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__/ [ Richard Rasker ] on Saturday 30 September 2006 13:55 \__

> Op Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:31:19 +0000, schreef Mathew P.:
> 
>> Really, the title says it all.
> 
> But why? Because she thinks it's likely to crap, urinate and puke
> hairballs all over the place (including all the neighbours' gardens),
> leaving equally hard-to-ignore as hard-to-remove marks everywhere? Causing
> damage untold to your home interior? Trying to secretly sneak off with any
> foodstuffs within its reach? Keeping you awake at night with its
> yammering, yet sleeping soundly through the day when you actually might
> feel like playing a bit? Racking up vet bills like there's no tomorrow,
> without any permanent cure? That'd be a Microsoft cat allright ...
> 
> Richard Rasker

You forgot to mention that the cat consumes a lot of 'resources'.

http://homepages.ius.edu/JRBURGES/Cat_Puzzle.jpg

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