__/ [ William Poaster ] on Saturday 30 September 2006 13:58 \__
> On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:43:21 +0000, Jim wrote:
>
>> spike1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx came up with this when s/he headbutted the keyboard a
>> moment ago in comp.os.linux.advocacy:
>>
>>> Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> did eloquently scribble:
>>>> __/ [ Mathew P. ] on Saturday 30 September 2006 10:31 \__
>>>
>>>>> Really, the title says it all.
>>>>>
>>>>> It was a trying day.
>>>
>>>> Propose Lynx < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx >. *wink*
>>>
>>>> Tell here that calling a cat Microsoft will have him/her abused at
>> school.
>>>> And it makes the cat highly abusive as well. Not only will it chew your
>>>> furniture, but it will also fling it, having reached its short temper
>>>> thresholds.
>>>
>>> Not to mention refusing to use the litter tray, preferring to leave its
>>> messages on your pillow, sofa or carpet.
>>
>> There's one thing - you won't have to train it to open the windows or
>> doors - it'll just let all and sundry in. You'll come back from work and
>> there'll be piss on your rug and the DVD'll be gone.
>
> And she'll have to take it to the vet to have regular anti-virus shots.
> Coud be expensive!
Sooner or later the cat (Microsoft) starts chraging for its health. It's
random, I'm telling you...
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