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Re: Vista Upgrades To Enable New "Floppy Disk Drive" and "Copy File" Innovations

____/ flyer on Saturday 18 August 2007 21:46 : \____

> 
> "We fed our monkeys vitamin enriched banannas," thundered Bullmoose
> Blammer on a creaking moisture slick stage in the backroom of
> "Spud's Bar and Alley Access Saloon, Cocaine Den, and Vista Recovery
> Room."
> 
> "We've improved speed too!" he perspired wetly. "You initiate the
> file copy thingy, and then you hold an instruction letter with your
> lawyer to transfer to your decendents so they will know to click
> "OK" when the copy cycle finally and blessedly completes."
> 
> "You'll only need to add a couple gigs of ram for this upgrade."
> 
> "Bill is researching a new hollow firewire nanotube drug injection
> system control panel as well."
> 
> "We're on it."
> 
> 
> (Gee thanks you corporate slob - ed.)

Your subject line made me wonder if Aero and its mockups can fit on a floppy.
If so, a superior Vista 'upgrade' can be fit on a floppy disk. No fancy Vista
package and holograms with Easter egg photo though. Aero Glass may be the only
thing that makes people hesitate or regret upgrading from Vista to XP (leaner
and more polished).

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