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Re: Vista Upgrades To Enable New "Floppy Disk Drive" and "Copy File" Innovations

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:12:48 +0100
Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> ____/ flyer on Saturday 18 August 2007 21:46 : \____
> 
> > 
> > "We fed our monkeys vitamin enriched banannas," thundered Bullmoose
> > Blammer on a creaking moisture slick stage in the backroom of
> > "Spud's Bar and Alley Access Saloon, Cocaine Den, and Vista Recovery
> > Room."
> > 
> > "We've improved speed too!" he perspired wetly. "You initiate the
> > file copy thingy, and then you hold an instruction letter with your
> > lawyer to transfer to your decendents so they will know to click
> > "OK" when the copy cycle finally and blessedly completes."
> > 
> > "You'll only need to add a couple gigs of ram for this upgrade."
> > 
> > "Bill is researching a new hollow firewire nanotube drug injection
> > system control panel as well."
> > 
> > "We're on it."
> > 
> > 
> > (Gee thanks you corporate slob - ed.)
> 
> Your subject line made me wonder if Aero and its mockups can fit on a
> floppy. If so, a superior Vista 'upgrade' can be fit on a floppy disk.
> No fancy Vista package and holograms with Easter egg photo though.
> Aero Glass may be the only thing that makes people hesitate or regret
> upgrading from Vista to XP (leaner and more polished).
> 
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> 
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Heh heh. In windows, fitting anything on a floppy is *not* an option.

Well, maybe a windows pluspoint list would.


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