Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> espoused:
> ____/ Linonut on Friday 21 December 2007 18:12 : \____
>
>> * [H]omer fired off this tart reply:
>>
>>> ,--------------------------.
>>>|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
>>> `--------------------------'
>>>
>>> On the twelfth day of Vista,
>>> Ballmer sent to me
>>> Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
>>> Eleven patent promises,
>>> Ten lawyers lying,
>>> Nine Novell vouchers,
>
> Make that 9 months before Novell's staff sinks to <3,000 staff.
>
>>> Eight broken updates,
>>> Seven days vacation,
>>> Six thousand pages of garbage,
>>> "Help" with "marketing",
>
> *LOL*. Yeah... that "marketing help in Nigeria" (bribe). Like "evangelism"
> (shilling), "study" (FUD factory) and many other examples.
>
>>> Four Canon cameras,
>>> Three Vista pens,
>>> Two hundred virus laden spams,
>>> And a laptop made by Ferrari.
>>
>> Not bad!
>>
>
I've saved that one - it was excellent...
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