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Re: [OT] Christmas Song of the Day [3 of 6]

____/ Linonut on Friday 21 December 2007 18:12 : \____

> * [H]omer fired off this tart reply:
> 
>> ,--------------------------.
>>|The Twelve Bribes of Vista|
>> `--------------------------'
>>
>> On the twelfth day of Vista,
>> Ballmer sent to me
>> Twelve lobbying lobbyists,
>> Eleven patent promises,
>> Ten lawyers lying,
>> Nine Novell vouchers,

Make that 9 months before Novell's staff sinks to <3,000 staff.

>> Eight broken updates,
>> Seven days vacation,
>> Six thousand pages of garbage,
>> "Help" with "marketing",

*LOL*. Yeah... that "marketing help in Nigeria" (bribe). Like "evangelism"
(shilling), "study" (FUD factory) and many other examples.

>> Four Canon cameras,
>> Three Vista pens,
>> Two hundred virus laden spams,
>> And a laptop made by Ferrari.
> 
> Not bad!
> 

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