After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out this bit o' wisdom:
> Microsoft patents Tivo for commercial breaks
> ,----[ Quote ]
> | Microsoft has patented the idea of inserting fresh advertisements
> | into old recordings on personal video recorders, to ensure you see
> | today's ads even if you're watching a recording from last week.
Oops, too late for the sig.
Don't flip the Bozo Bit.