After takin' a swig o' grog, William Poaster belched out this bit o' wisdom:
> Sinister Midget wrote:
>>>
>>> Care to post under you /real/ name, pseudonymous Microsoft astroturfer?
>>>
>>> *plonk*
>>
>> He can't. The only *real* name he's ever known, the only one his mum
>> ever called him, is Mista Bortion.
>
> I heard he was called "Monday". When his father first saw him after he was
> born, he turned to his wife & said "FFS, let's call it a day!"
>
>> His kid-diddling "uncles" had a lot of other names for him, too. But
>> mostly they just laughed when his mom called him that. He doesn't know
>> what it means. But he has suspicions that he shouldn't be too proud of
>> it. So he steals the nyms of others rather than use his own.
Does Enzyte cause birth defects?
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Ned, you're a genetic mistake!
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