____/ [H]omer on Friday 05 October 2007 05:46 : \____
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> | In a revelation that will come as a surprise to many today, a
> | security expert, who wishes to remain anonymous because he doesn't
> | exist, claims that attending Microsoft sponsored events, such as
> | the recent security symposium at Santa Clara University, can cause
> | irreversible brain damage in the attendees, making them inclined to
> | spout gibberish.
> |
> | Dave Cullinane, eBay's chief information and security officer, was
> | the first victim to be diagnosed with the debilitating condition,
> | by local medical practitioner - Dr. Fraud, and panic quickly
> | ensued, causing various attending members of the press to become
> | spontaneously affected.
> |
> | "It's a form of hysteria", said Dr. Fraud whilst scratching his
> | testicles. "The pathology of this disease is fascinating, it
> | appears to spread orally at first, but subsequently mutates into a
> | form that can even travel along electronic pathways."
> |
> | Meanwhile there are rumours that the FDA and local law enforcement
> | officials may be called in, to investigate an allegation that the
> | epidemic was started /deliberately/ by an unnamed Microsoft
> | employee, a known carrier of the disease, who introduced the viral
> | agent by urinating in the wine.
> |
> | Steve Blamer, Microsoft's CEO, was not available for comment at the
> | time of publication.
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> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157508-2,00.html
ToorCon ("Firefox security is a mess") sponsored by Microsoft
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| Lately, I read the headline: "Open Source browser Firefox is so
| critically flawed that it is impossible to fix, according to two
| hackers." Further on, in the ZDNet article I read: "The hackers claim
| they know of about 30 unpatched Firefox flaws. They don't plan to
| disclose them, instead holding onto the bugs."
|
| Since that sounds suspicious, I decided to start searching for
| connections with MS. Easy enough, here it is...
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