____/ [H]omer on Tuesday 04 September 2007 14:54 : \____
> Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
>> How will Microsoft respond to Linux success?
>>
>> ,----[ Quote ]
>> | More anti-Linux marketing campaigns
>> |
>> | Threatening customers with potential lawsuits
>> |
>> | Appear to be open source friendly
>> |
>> | Lower the price of their software
>> |
>> | Sabotage open source communities
>> `----
>
> They forgot:
>
> . Throw chairs
> . Threaten to "fscking kill Linux"
Is Google the embodiment of Linux? I can see that with so much proprietary
code... NOT.
> . Throw chairs
> . Boost FUD campaign funds by selling towels and soda machines
I thought the towel offer was just intended the developer exodus of 2006 and
soda was used to advertise Vista.
> . Throw chairs
> . Jump around on stage like a demented monkey, screaming like a girl
I always wonder if he was drunk that night. The following day he must have been
sweating out all that booze in the developers' gathering.
> . Throw chairs
> . Call Torvalds a "fscking pussy"
Not Erik (sic)? He used to run Novell, so I don't like him. Ballmer said he
would "bury that guy". According to Ballmer, "he did it before" [buried
Schmidt]. Gotta love Stevie... what a sweet guy. Remember Allchin's E-mail
on "slaughtering Novell"?
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