On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:53:51 +0100, Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
>How will Microsoft respond to Linux success?
Thats easy:
Bribe Linus Torvalds with a house on the Riviera and a
Swiss bank account to publicly announce that Linux was
justa joke and everyone working on Linux are just a bunch
twisted nerds.
Bribe politicians to pass legislation banning Linux because
it is open source and thus the tool of the terrorist devils.
Break a few kneecaps. Always cheap and effective.
Arrange for Red Hat to dissappear into a black hole.
Pump old sweaty up a bit more with a few steroids.
Start a new comapny on a remote island, offer all the Linux
developers huge sums of money to work on the island and
and then drop a nuke and claim it was a terrorist attack.
Then....start giving away your crapware to make sure the
market is completely saturated. Gett'em hooked then zap'em
with huge subscription rates. If they don't pay, disable their
software.
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