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Re: [News] Microsoft's and Ballmer's Highly Aggressive Behaviour Analysed

On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:53:51 +0100, Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>How will Microsoft respond to Linux success?

Thats easy:

Bribe Linus Torvalds with a house on the Riviera and a
Swiss bank account to publicly announce that Linux was 
justa joke and everyone working on Linux are just a bunch
twisted nerds.

Bribe politicians to pass legislation banning Linux because
it is open source and thus the tool of the terrorist devils.

Break a few kneecaps. Always cheap and effective.

Arrange for Red Hat to dissappear into a black hole.

Pump old sweaty up a bit more with a few steroids.

Start a new comapny on a remote island, offer all the Linux
developers huge sums of money to work on the island and
and then drop a nuke and claim it was a terrorist attack.

Then....start giving away your crapware to make sure the
market is completely saturated.  Gett'em hooked then zap'em
with huge subscription rates. If they don't pay, disable their
software.
 






 



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