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Re: Bitchslap for Asstroturfer Bargehassus >>Microsoft's Ballmer cheese: More Cuming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Verily I say unto thee, that 7 spake thusly:
> Micoshaft Corporation Asstroturfer Bargehassus, Sibold Fraudster
> wrote on behalf of Micoshaft Micoshaft Corporation:

>> Microsoft's Ballmer: More Investments Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> <quote>
>> "...future growth for the company hinges on continued...

... assimilation of other companies, to bolster Microsoft's monopoly,
since the Vole seems completely incapable of actually innovating
anything worthwhile itself. Selling products, however shabby, in a
market almost completely devoid of any competition (because the Vole
assimilated it all) will guarantee them an income sufficient enough to
keep them slouching forward a bit longer.

>> that matches the company's multi-billion dollar revenue and
>> operating income

Amassed from years of organised crime, as they bribed, bullied, and lied
all the way to the bank.

>> and that the company will be very active in pumping money...

Which is, after all, the only thing Microsoft is actually any good at.

>> into eight core areas. Those areas are: Windows on new PCs

By bribing OEM's to exclude any software other than Microsoft's.

>> corporate desktops

By lying to CEOs about the TCO of deploying Windows/Office vs GNU/Linux
and OOo, then employing shill "analysts" to back up their false claims.

>> server units

By bullying GNU/Linux vendors into signing up to their protection
racket, so MS can encroach further into the server space via the back
door of officially endorsed interoperability.

>> small/midsize business (SMB)

By spreading lies via shill marketing ("People Ready!").

>> and consumer markets

By sabotaging other companies (and even charities), then shoehorning
their bloated slop into mobile; embedded; and other lightweight devices
originally destined as GNU/Linux machines.

>> online advertising

By assimilating all search service operators into the collective, so
they can fscking kill Google.

>> Xbox

IOW they'll waste even more money on a console that scratches discs,
crashes, breaks, catches fire, burns your house down, then kills your
baby. Presumably most of this "investment" will go on legal fees to
lawyers who will denounce the victims' claims as trivial.

>> Windows Mobile

LOL!

>> and other opportunities including Zune

LOLx2!

>> and Surface computing devices.

I.e. a $10,000 coffee table, based on ideas stolen from Jeff Han.

>> Ballmer said [snip]

Ballmer says a lot, mostly bullshit.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5B0GTYfPoMo

> Its pathetic how low scum bags for micoshaft corporation will sink
> to.

Well that's what they're paid for, after all, but I think the Vole
should ask for a refund, because their shills are failing. Then again,
the shills don't have much to work with in the first place, do they?

-- 
K.
http://slated.org

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|  make sure that you don't make any money, either." - Bob Cringely.
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