The "Mark Kent" automatic reply script (version="SUTS" (Suck up to
Schestowtiz)) has been uncovered. Here is the source code. It is being
released under the GPL and placed into the public domain.
if (poster.name != "Roy Schestowitz)
return
RandVal = (int) rand(1)*14
switch (RandVal)
case 0:
response = "I agree."
case 1:
response = "Most definitely."
case 2:
response = "It would appear so."
case 3:
response = "I've often thought the same thing."
case 4:
response = "Surely it is. The wintrolls don't seem to like it."
case 5:
response = "I own a Land Rover."
case 6:
response = "This seems to be a trend. I predict others will soon
follow."
case 7:
response = "My number one son expressed a similar view just the
other day."
case 8:
response = "This is just the beginning. Others will also change
their tune."
case 9:
response = "Those who disagree are either incompetent or corrupt.
Difficult to tell which."
case 10:
response = "This position looks increasingly popular."
case 11:
response = "They are threatened by linux and foss. It is no wonder
they are worried."
case 12:
response = "It's clear that the concept of vendor lock-in is rapidly
collapsing."
case 13:
response = "They are criminals and must be treated as such."
case 14:
response = "Did I mention that I own a Land Rover."
end-case
PostToCOLA(response)
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