On Nov 11, 4:06 am, Chris Ahlstrom <lino...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out
> this bit o' wisdom:
> > Oh, that's not Linux. That's Novell, the PC guy's (Ballmer's) b****.
> Speaking of Ballmer, I think Apple's missing something by not highlighting
> Ballmer in it's Mac ads. Of course, Ballmer's not as much in the public eye
> as Gates, so it might mystify some people.
> "Ballmer" leaping around the white stage, being calmed down by "Bill",
> the Mac guy dialing 911, chairs flying, while the Zune zeppelin crashes
> behind them in flames!
If I was a rich Apple executive, I would pay to have that made ...
... even if it could never be aired.
It would leak out in a year or two and become as well known as the
> To be is to be related.
> -- C. J. Keyser.