After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> CodeWeavers' Software Free for Download Thanks to George W. Bush and Falling
> Gas Prices
> ,----[ Quote ]
>| The catastrophic cratering of the global economy, falling gas prices and
>| President George W. Bush's recent executive activities have indirectly
>| prompted Saint Paul gadfly software developers CodeWeavers, Inc., to provide
>| free software for every American on Oct. 28, company officials reluctantly
>| announced today.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.