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____/ Chris Ahlstrom on Monday 27 April 2009 11:35 : \____
> After takin' a swig o' grog, 7 belched out
> this bit o' wisdom:
>
>> Micoshaft will now indemnify the customer, particularly novel
>> customers that use micoshaft code, you know the patented and
>> indeminified 'stuff' to the tune of $9.1 billion.
So Microsoft can pass all its revenue to the victims of its shoddy software.
That would resolve the issue as Microsoft would be out of business in no-time
and a proper, reliable operating system will take the place of Windows on the
desktop.
>> Balmer will write out the personal
>> cheques to company executives of affected companies to avoid
>> chairs being thrown at him in high levels meetings
>> in times of economic hardship.
>>
>> Balmer in a statement said:
>>
>> "Rich companies like Micoshaft must help out poorer companies
>> that have been affected by the Conficker virus because
>> for years we have taken from them and its time we donate
>> some of that money back to the customer in times of hardship
>> to meet the repair bills."
>>
>> Soon after the statements were made, chairs were seen
>> flying magically out the board room.
>>
>> The company cook was heard saying: "But we need those chairs
>> for the company picnic!"
>>
>> The cook was later seen flying out the window.
>> Apparently the cook survived the crash landing
>> because he was wearing an air bag at the time in anticipation
>> of an unexpected take off during board room drama.
>>
>> Micohsaft company picnic is now officially cancelled
>> due to shortage of chairs and cooks.
>
> Funny, zany stuff, 7. Keep it up. Yes, I /am/ sucking up here :-D
>
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