After takin' a swig o' grog, Mark Kent belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> In today's Mark Kent linux news digest, we have:
> * Songbird Does Well on GNU/Linux, New FLOSS Weekly Audiocast
> * . . .
> From the following esteemed reporters:
> * Roy Schestowitz <newsgroups@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To be Fair and Balanced®, you need to also include
From the following steamed Wintrolls: ....
O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water!
O reed by the living pool! Fair river-daughter!
O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!
O wind on the waterfall, and the leaves' laughter!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien