Verily I say unto thee, that Chris Ahlstrom spake thusly:
> Not to mention that these guys are either completely socially inept
> (i.e. unable to discern nuances in the social meaning of verbal
> interaction, and completely unschooled in the intricacies of jaunty
> abuse) or trolls.
>
> Which is it, Zeke? Tim?
They're being deliberately obtuse, as usual (Smith's speciality).
Next they'll be claiming their lives are at risk, because members of the
COLA terrorist group have placed their names on a sinister-sounding list
called a "killfile".
Smith better call the FBI.
But he better remember to mention Microsoft threatening to "knife the
baby", "tip lotus into the death spiral", "cut off Netscape's air
supply", "fucking kill Google", and "fucking bury [Eric Schmidt]".
Just to be fair, of course.
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K.
http://slated.org
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| Plainly the sheep and the wolf are not agreed upon a definition of
| the word liberty; and precisely the same difference prevails today
| among human creatures." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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