After takin' a swig o' grog, Roy Schestowitz belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> "The Unix phenomenon is scary. It doesn't go away." -- Steve Ballmer
Steve-o's current anti-perspirant ain't makin' it.
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Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell
A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry
A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.
The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway
An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.
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