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Re: [News] Funding for Free Software Now Arriving from Open Source Casino

After takin' a swig o' grog, Erik Funkenbusch belched out
  this bit o' wisdom:

> On Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:47:11 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
>
>> Open Source Casino To Fund Open Source 
>> 
>> ,----[ Quote ]
>>| Linux Fund is pleased to announce Linux Fund Casino, an open source online 
>>| gaming site that will launch immediately upon the impending repeal of the  
>>| Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA), the proceeds of which 
>>| will benefit Linux Fund's mission to support open source software.  
>> `----
>> 
>> http://www.linuxpr.com/releases/11275.html
>
> Why not the Linux strip club, Linux Whorehouse, and Linux Narcotics
> Distributors as well?

Good one, Erik.  Funny!

> After all, Casino's are just as exploitative of human weakness and take
> advantage of people with severe mental problems.  Gamblers Anonymous
> doesn't exist for the hell of it.
>
> Great way to raise Linux's stature, by exploting people that can't control
> themselves.  Nice job.

Roy's damned if he do (post pro-Linux stuff), damned if he don't (post
negative Linux stuff).

Anyway, I envision Erik smashing through the doors of the church center,
screaming and yelling about "this den of iniquity!!!", overturning the bingo
tables, doing the whole Jesus bit.

Clairovoyant sig-monster!

-- 
You will gain money by an illegal action.

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