After takin' a swig o' grog, High Plains Thumper belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
> ... and eliminating competition through unfair practises:
> * "Secret Interfaces" - Microsoft does not publish all the
> * "Crippled Interfaces" - For some functions, Microsoft
> * "Kick Me Interfaces" - Sometimes, Microsoft publishes
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.